10 Step guide to thinking like a LOSER
Posted on 04. Jul, 2007 by DeanHunt in Self Improvement
So you want to think like a loser? Ok, well here is my 10 step guide on how to become the ultimate loser:
- Learn that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
- Never rush into a job or opportunity without a lifetime of consideration.
- Believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from your obligations.
- All deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
- Never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.
- If at first you don’t succeed, there is always next year.
- Always decide not to decide, unless of course you change your mind.
- Always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when you get around to it.
- Know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
- Never put off tomorrow, what you can forget about forever.
Congratulations, you are now officially thinking like a loser.
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RovingCalypso
04. Jul, 2007
This is sooo true.
Know Body
05. Jul, 2007
I see you are offering a point in my direction, however, losing is simply the inversion of winning. Are you denying what inevitably could be you? I prefer your article ‘Success Sure Sounds Super Smashing Simple’ because it helps provide focus on the very thing we need to achieve.
Online TV
06. Jul, 2007
Or ..Quitters are losers, and Losers never win – unless they always Quit and then they win at Quitting.
HURRRRRRRRRR
06. Jul, 2007
Not to worry, since everyone on Digg pretty much already is one.
Loser6
06. Jul, 2007
Adding your two cents in the comments section of blog. Oh look I’m a loser too.
lucy lips
06. Jul, 2007
YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBE TO A TEE MY LAST 4 SERIOUS BOYFRIENDS “LOSERS” Think I am a losser magnet, if fact I am positive I am.
Beer Money
06. Jul, 2007
You got me right on… sigh.
Bingo
06. Jul, 2007
Funny. But that last one is actually good advice: “Never put off tomorrow, what you can forget about forever.” Sounds more like one of those golden rule of Getting Things Done.
johny
06. Jul, 2007
If the author want a perfect loser, its me.
All his points are valid in my case.
Atomic Scrotum
06. Jul, 2007
Yes! I plan to model my life after these ten divine directions.
El Gordo
06. Jul, 2007
Hard work pays off in the long run. Procrastination pays off now.
brendan
06. Jul, 2007
THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS LIST IS A FUCKING LOSER!
Jesse-Lee Stringer
16. Jul, 2007
Loser’s Fool Good.
Nice work there dean, I can only presume you wrote this while investigating the SEO effects of the term ‘loser’?
DeanHunt
16. Jul, 2007
Jesse – This is why I wrote it: http://streetlessons.com/431-my-viral-and-buzz-marketing-case-study-part-two.html
ZZTech
17. Jul, 2007
Hmm – fun!
fundraising ideas
26. Jul, 2007
Dean, you are the master of all things viral! Bless you for your irreverent attitude and inspirational leadership. Now help me with the fundraising ideas!
DeanHunt
27. Jul, 2007
Thanks for the super massive compliment… but I still have to say NO!
heheh.
Seriously though, drop me an email and I will take another look at your site.
Dean
Tomas Wong
17. Aug, 2007
Hi, I only care that I have my mother proud of me. Because I know that my father hates me so I really don’t care if he is proud of me or not. I have tryed to walk the strait and narrow path and faltered afew time. But, at the end of the day I would like to know that my Mother was proud I was her son
I am sorry if it to you not interestingly.
charles turner
17. Oct, 2007
Excellent. I use it in my next round of conservatory job interviews
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jsher
14. Sep, 2008
11. After you have failed at something, shake it off and say “i did the best I could” …. completely disavowing that there can be any room for improvement or extra effort.